Here's another meme just for you lovely hetalian people :3 I also have another one in my gallery if you want to use that one too! And don't be shy let your imagination out in here!
It's better if you do all of this roleplay style! >w<
Pick 10 Hetalia characters!
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2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
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10.
Are you ready? ENJOY THE CAMPING TRIP!
1. [1] and [2] invited you on a camping trip with all the other Countries! They are now here to come and pick you up in their car. How does the road trip turn out?
2. After the long road trip, you finally made it to the camping site! You got out of the car and started to make your tent like all of the
Twelve Days of Hetalia
On the first day of Christmas, Hetalia gave to me : A bowl of pasta from Italy!
On the second day of Christmas, Hetalia gave to me: Two cuckoo clocks and a bowl of pasta from Italy!
On the third day of Christmas, Hetalia gave to me : Three French gropes, two cuckoo clocks and a bowl of pasta from Italy!
On the fourth day of Christmas, Hetalia gave to me : Four Chinese pandas, three French gropes, two cuckoo clocks, and a bowl of pasta from Italy!
On the fifth day of X-Mas, Hetalia gave to me : FIVE HAMBUGERS!!! Four Chinese pandas, three French gropes, two cuckoo clocks, and a bowl of pasta from Italy!
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Hetalia vs Cleverbot- America by TheDrawingQueen14, literature
Literature
Hetalia vs Cleverbot- America
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN Hetalia. Or any of the characters used in this. Or Cleverbot.
WARNING: This has hints of USUK.
(A/n: Hey guys! Sorry for not updating for a while. I've decided that I will update all of my fanfics/stories
every Saturday, okay? This way, I can have some sort of deadline, which will help me to update faster.
Anyway, now it's America's turn to visit the Cleverbot.)
User: AMERICA HAS ARRIVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BE EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDD
Cleverbot: No. You did not win. You're trying to cheat now. I won, you lost. Admit it.
User: WHAT? I'M A HERO AND HEROES DON'T CHEAT! D:
Cleverbot: You are good.
User: OF COURSE
Things I Cannot Do - Hetalia by CheelBerry, literature
Literature
Things I Cannot Do - Hetalia
1. I am not allowed to call Belarus a stalker. This will end in injury.
2. I am not allowed to say 'It's a lover's spat!' when Germany and Prussia argue.
3. Nor when England yells at America.
4. Not even if it is.
5. I will not tell Belarus Russia wants to become one with her.
6. Nor will I tell Russia I will become one with him.
7. Not even if I would.
*8.I am not allowed to annex Latvia. No matter how cute he is.
9. I will not scream 'Latvia' when ever I feel it is necessary to make him jump.
10. Not even if it IS fun.
11. I will not help Prussia harass Austria.
* 12. I will not stalk Russia.
*13. Especially not chantin
You know you're obsessed with Hetalia when
[] When you wonder why the polar bear at the zoo isn't talking to you
[] When your teacher questions you when you constantly squeal during History class
[] When you scream "Happy Birthday Alfred" and/or "Take that Arthur" on the Fourth of July in a large crowd of people and are proud when they give you the WTF look
[] When you know what Sealand is and people find you weird for telling them he's a little kid in a blue sailor suit that was for sale on eBay
[] When you laugh if a country's "vital regions" are discussed in the news/media
[] When you question why only a few countrie
Things That Prussia Cannot Do by EpiclyAwesomePrussia, literature
Literature
Things That Prussia Cannot Do
Things That I,
The Great Prussia,
Am No Longer Allowed To Do
( But will still do anyway. )
1. I am no longer allowed to stand up on the table in the middle of a World Meeting to strip and sing.
2. Even if Scotland joins me.
3. Or even if France puts money down the front of my crotch.
4. Germany will lecture me.
5. For the gazillionth time.
6. And I hate his lectures.
7. They're boring as all hell.
8. I'm not allowed to sleep in the middle of a meeting.
9. Especially if Germany is lecturing.
10. I am no longer allowed to scream " PENIS " in the middle of a meeting.
11. Or " My anus is bleeding."
12. Or " FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, A